Walnuts, almonds, and hazelnuts are put to the take a look at for erectile and sexual operate, sperm rely, and semen high quality.
In 2013, I posted a video based mostly on a research that discovered that males with erectile dysfunction who ate 100 grams of pistachios (a bit greater than three handsful) a day for 3 weeks had “a big enchancment in erectile operate.” It’s at all times good to see a whole-food intervention have scientific results, and I used to be curious to revisit the subject and see what’s been revealed since.
Even should you ignore all of the lab animal research on hazelnuts enhancing the operate of rat testicles—actually, there’s a research titled “Hazelnut Consumption Improves Testicular Antioxidant Perform and Semen High quality in Younger and Previous Male Rats”—you continue to by no means know what you’ll discover looking out the medical literature for nuts and sexual operate. I discovered “a case of penile strangulation with a steel hex nut” during which somebody put one on his penis “for sexual pleasure” however couldn’t take away it. (I assume some sorts of nuts can typically make issues worse.) They tried the Dundee method, which entails creating 20 puncture holes to alleviate the strain, however that didn’t work, so then they tried a diamond disk cutter. It slipped a number of instances, however the hex nut was efficiently eliminated. All’s properly that ends properly.
That bought me curious. Evidently, penile entrapment is so frequent that there’s a whole grading system that emergency room medical doctors can use, as you’ll be able to see right here and at 1:21 in my video Blended Nuts Put to the Check for Erectile Dysfunction. If a drill isn’t accessible, the surgeons suggested, “a hammer and chisel could also be used to take away nuts.”
A drill? Oh, they imply a dental drill. Docs describing one case bragged concerning the “exactly reduce edges,” but it surely appears to be like fairly jagged to me. You may see for your self under and at 1:38 in my video.

To “protect the penis from deadly outcomes” (that’s an odd approach to put it), urologists ought to concentrate on all of the accessible instruments and approaches, and should you don’t know function the noticed, you’ll be able to at all times name within the native blacksmith—however provided that “particular consent [is] taken from the affected person”!
However how are you going to take away an iron barbell or metal sledgehammer head? “With a heavy-duty air grinder offered by the hearth division,” requiring six hours of chopping and fireplace coats to guard the affected person from the sparks. Use no matter it takes—hack noticed, “cement eater.” You may even use the silk winding methodology pioneered by Dong et al.
Again to the duty at hand! Consuming “no less than one serving of greens a day and greater than two servings of nuts every week was related to a greater than 50% lower within the chance of ED” [erectile dysfunction] in a snapshot-in-time cross-sectional research. However such observational research can’t show trigger and impact. It’s like discovering that males who eat more healthy have higher sperm motility. Possibly males who eat nuts are simply well being nuts, and the development is because of another issue, like train. What we’d like is an interventional trial.
And there may be one: a randomized managed trial studied the “impact of nut consumption on semen high quality and performance.” Wholesome males had been fed the usual American weight loss plan with or and not using a combination of nuts—a handful (30 grams) of walnuts and half a handful (15 grams) every of almonds and hazelnuts. People within the nut group skilled vital enhancements of their complete sperm rely, vitality, motility, and form, maybe as a result of these “within the nut group confirmed a big discount in SDF”—sperm DNA fragmentation. The nuts appeared to guard their sperm DNA. It’s too unhealthy that the researchers didn’t measure the lads’s erectile and sexual dysfunction whereas they had been at it. Oh, however they did!
What’s the impact of nut consumption on erectile and sexual operate from that very same research? The researchers report that these within the nut group noticed a significant improve in orgasmic operate and sexual need, however what about erectile operate? Any time you see this sort of selective glass-half-full reporting, you think some type of business funding, and, certainly, that was the case right here; the research was partially funded by the Worldwide Nut and Dried Fruit Council. Sure, there was a marginal improve in orgasmic operate and sexual need of questionable scientific significance, however there was no enchancment in erectile operate, intercourse satisfaction, or general satisfaction. As with so many comparisons, even the so-called vital findings could not even be statistically vital.
However why did the pistachios I talked about again in 2013 work, whereas these different nuts didn’t? Effectively, the unique research was carried out on males principally of their 40s and 50s who already had power erectile dysfunction for no less than one yr, whereas the common age of contributors within the newer research was 24. So, the people within the later research could have began out with near-maximum circulation, not leaving a lot room for the nuts to work any magic.
Physician’s Notice
Sorry for that loopy tangent! I simply wished to present folks a style of what it may be like if you dive deep into the medical literature.
The 2013 video I discussed is Pistachio Nuts for Erectile Dysfunction.
What about walnuts for arterial blood movement? See Walnuts and Artery Perform.
Extra on fertility and sexual operate within the associated posts under.

